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dreis1
09-27-2007, 10:08 PM
I just read this over at 2P's. Enjoy!

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
... You don't even have to like them!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned
the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
leave the house The cat we had put out in the yard
scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat
shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
bird.
My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside
to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver
to know that the house would be empty for the night.
So, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be
out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to
my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I
took so long," I said as we drove away. "That stupid
b!tch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with
a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...


Glinda

cindi
09-27-2007, 10:13 PM
oh man..thats a riot!!!
thanks for the belly laugh!!
:)

Firecracker
09-27-2007, 10:38 PM
That was funny! Hugs, Heather

Fief14
09-27-2007, 10:38 PM
LOL! That is a cute one!

ccstampin12
09-28-2007, 11:39 AM
Oh, GEEZ, Louise! How funny!
Joanie