mydogstinks2
12-25-2007, 06:09 AM
Ok so most of us have pets that are not "normal". I mean normal by the dogs on tv that just lay on the rug and never do anything, or that go potty outside like they are suppost to. Ok that last part may just be at my house, but anyhow...
I've said it before and I will keep saying it:
THESE DOGS ARE NOT NORMAL HERE!!!
there is something wrong with them, each and everyone!!!
Lets start with Fred, he is the princess after all!! Just two days ago Fred was itching himself, his leg was hitting the floor so he thought someone was knocking at the door. He started barking so all the other dogs started to bark. The whole time still itching and still barking!
Little Bit who has to be half brain dead, and I say this in a loving motherly voice as I roll my eyes. She is laying in the chair chewing on her leg. Normal, right? NO!! She is crying because she is hurting herself!!! I just look at her and say "Little Bit, quit it! You need all of your legs!!" She looks at me, spits her leg out and just has this look like "oh was that MY leg I was chewing on!"
Tippy she is just grumpy and old and almost the most normal dog I have. Other than her obsesion of having to know where everyone is all the time. She runs through the house doing a head count then goes and lays back down.
Doodle my sweet little angel!! NOT! She is a demon puppy!! SHe is so sweet to everyone, plays nice, cuddles the whole puppy thing! I play with her and it's like someone put in super charged batteries. She is jumping and biting and just comes at me with all these little teeth. She is so fast holy cow!! I'm so glad she only has 3 inch legs and has not learned to jump yet!
now the new guy, I know we needed another dog, right.
Obie, aka Doodles brother. The puppies came back here and we sold one and keep one for my Mom. He is afraid of EVERYTHING! I mean everything, he had an upset tummy for swithing dog food. No messy stuff but lots of gas. He farted and ran from the fart!! I laughed so hard I almost wet myself!
AND if I have to say one more time that the garbage can is NOT a snack bowl They all are getting thrown outside!!! (not really I just like to act like I'm in charge sometimes!)
I've said it before and I will keep saying it:
THESE DOGS ARE NOT NORMAL HERE!!!
there is something wrong with them, each and everyone!!!
Lets start with Fred, he is the princess after all!! Just two days ago Fred was itching himself, his leg was hitting the floor so he thought someone was knocking at the door. He started barking so all the other dogs started to bark. The whole time still itching and still barking!
Little Bit who has to be half brain dead, and I say this in a loving motherly voice as I roll my eyes. She is laying in the chair chewing on her leg. Normal, right? NO!! She is crying because she is hurting herself!!! I just look at her and say "Little Bit, quit it! You need all of your legs!!" She looks at me, spits her leg out and just has this look like "oh was that MY leg I was chewing on!"
Tippy she is just grumpy and old and almost the most normal dog I have. Other than her obsesion of having to know where everyone is all the time. She runs through the house doing a head count then goes and lays back down.
Doodle my sweet little angel!! NOT! She is a demon puppy!! SHe is so sweet to everyone, plays nice, cuddles the whole puppy thing! I play with her and it's like someone put in super charged batteries. She is jumping and biting and just comes at me with all these little teeth. She is so fast holy cow!! I'm so glad she only has 3 inch legs and has not learned to jump yet!
now the new guy, I know we needed another dog, right.
Obie, aka Doodles brother. The puppies came back here and we sold one and keep one for my Mom. He is afraid of EVERYTHING! I mean everything, he had an upset tummy for swithing dog food. No messy stuff but lots of gas. He farted and ran from the fart!! I laughed so hard I almost wet myself!
AND if I have to say one more time that the garbage can is NOT a snack bowl They all are getting thrown outside!!! (not really I just like to act like I'm in charge sometimes!)