Robinkay
08-08-2008, 07:15 AM
My sister sent this to me...it is SO true! Maybe we should do this at least once to let our loved ones know that we arent on the Shack all day! :D
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still In <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn
all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
house
and
there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon
channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of
clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a
broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by
the
back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as
it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet
towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor
Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and
walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in
her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened
here
today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know everyday when you come home
from
work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
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'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still In <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn
all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
house
and
there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon
channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of
clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a
broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by
the
back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as
it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet
towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor
Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and
walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in
her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened
here
today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know everyday when you come home
from
work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
<TT> </TT>
'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'