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tojoco
11-15-2008, 07:25 PM
A man standing nude in front of a mirror, says to his wife, 'I

look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'

She replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

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Hubby gets naked & asks his wife, 'What turns you on more, my handsome

face or my sexy body?'

Wife looks him up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'

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An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the

Husband leans over and says to his wife, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do

you think I should do?'

She replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid


:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

loobylou
11-15-2008, 07:40 PM
LOL thanks Joanne- I especially like the hearing aid one! I'm going to send it to my friend who fits hearing aids. She''l love it.

directmailscrapper
11-15-2008, 08:27 PM
LOL! These are really funny! I like the last one the best! Thanks for making me smile!

Christie
11-15-2008, 08:31 PM
LOL!!! These are funny!!!

cindi
11-15-2008, 08:37 PM
hahaha!! oh these are funny!
thanks for the giggles
:roflmao:

Kreative Dryve
11-15-2008, 08:59 PM
needed a good laugh, thanks!