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jazzypurple853
12-12-2009, 05:39 PM
I found this on a yahoo group that I belong to:

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no

calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus
calorie free.


2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also

has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.


3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies

and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your
friend's first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would
be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are,
that makes your cookie calorie free.


4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your

feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the
density of the caloric mass.


5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies

will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from
a knife without cutting your tongue.


6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have

three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red
ones!


7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no

calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of
one's personal fuel.


8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of

breaking. Causes calorie leakage.



9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories

since the calories . Rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate.



We all know how calories like to CLING!



10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because

cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!




So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we only get them this time of
year!

dancing queen
12-26-2009, 12:30 PM
this is too cute... can't wait to get to the next party!