mydogstinks2
11-04-2006, 09:07 PM
14. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples shopping carst when they are not looking.
13. Set all of the alarm clocks to go off 10 minutes apart.
12. make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the bathroom.
11. Walk up to any employee and tell them in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware"...and see what happens
10. Put M&M's on lay away!
9. Put 'Caution Wet Floor' signs on the carpet.
8. Set up a tent in the camping dept. Tell others they can only come in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
7. When someone asks if they can help you start crying and ask, "Why can't you people leave me alone?"
6. Look into a security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
5. Dart arround suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.
4. In the automotive dept. practice your Madonna wanna be with the funnels.
3. Hide in the clothing racks and when people look through whisper "pick me pick me".
2. When an announcment comes over the loud speeker assume the fetal position and scream " NO NO it's the voices again".
1. Go into the fitting room and yell really loud... "HEY were outta toilet paper in here!!"
13. Set all of the alarm clocks to go off 10 minutes apart.
12. make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the bathroom.
11. Walk up to any employee and tell them in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware"...and see what happens
10. Put M&M's on lay away!
9. Put 'Caution Wet Floor' signs on the carpet.
8. Set up a tent in the camping dept. Tell others they can only come in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
7. When someone asks if they can help you start crying and ask, "Why can't you people leave me alone?"
6. Look into a security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
5. Dart arround suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.
4. In the automotive dept. practice your Madonna wanna be with the funnels.
3. Hide in the clothing racks and when people look through whisper "pick me pick me".
2. When an announcment comes over the loud speeker assume the fetal position and scream " NO NO it's the voices again".
1. Go into the fitting room and yell really loud... "HEY were outta toilet paper in here!!"