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hutchink
04-18-2007, 01:10 AM
We all could use more calm in our lives!
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve
inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kaluha, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.
~K

Scrap This!
04-18-2007, 01:32 AM
LOL!!!! I would have my head in the garbage can, losing it all.

Caboverde1
04-18-2007, 02:15 AM
LOL...I love it...im going to find all the stuff in my house that needs finishing!

LinzyD
04-18-2007, 02:38 AM
Hee Hee....
That's great advice!
:D
Linzy

moosemama
04-18-2007, 06:47 AM
ROFLOL!! Kim, I'll bet you feel good! And here I was thinking of all my craft projects not finished-gee I don't even have to dig that far, just my kitchen!

ctmhgirl
04-18-2007, 07:29 AM
Very funny!

teabear
04-18-2007, 10:14 AM
LOL....almost didn't click on this...Dr. Phil is a little full of himself for me! Hilarious :)

mydogstinks2
04-18-2007, 10:19 AM
LOL... thats my kind of advice!

ccstampin12
04-18-2007, 10:36 AM
ROTFLMBO!
Here's to finishing "things."
LOL
Joanie

Vintagegal
04-18-2007, 10:45 AM
Kim, that's the funniest thing I've read today! LOLOLOLOL!

Oh, and don't forget to use up those ink pads. Can't leave half-used ink pads sittin' there...going to waste! LOL!

GrammaStamper
04-18-2007, 10:47 AM
Well, I'm 'finished' for the day, I guess! LOL!

CRAFTNMOM
04-18-2007, 10:49 AM
That is too funny! Thanks for the giggle!
:)
Catherine

directmailscrapper
04-18-2007, 12:40 PM
Kim, this is so funny I had to read it to my DH over the phone at work. Thanks for making my day! Nancy

Kreative Dryve
04-18-2007, 01:27 PM
You are so funny, that is absolutely hilarious! My DH and I are still chuckling about it. Thanks for the smile. ;)
~MJ

midnitecreations
04-18-2007, 03:04 PM
Kim, that's really funny. Next time you've got unfinished items, I'm coming over to help. Thanks a bunch for a good one.

toao
04-18-2007, 04:53 PM
Oh yaaay! Now I know how I can lighten this load of stress. Thanks sooooo much. LOL

Mary

stampcrazyjulie
04-18-2007, 08:16 PM
Definitely made me laugh! :)

Canadian, eh
04-18-2007, 09:27 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You Are So Funny!