Does anyone know of any "horse" sayings?

[iloveflipflops]

I am working on a card with a horse and a tree on it. Any ideas what i could put on the card as a verse? Something funny?

[tesschap]

Not sure if any of these 'horse quotes' will work - http://www.ultimatehorsesite.com/info/horsequotes.html

[Scrap This!]

Giddy Up! ;)

Like the looks for Teresa website will have to check it out.

[buggainok]

This is silly and way too long, but I used to sing it to my kids to make them laugh:

I-I-I- am a horse, not a colt, not a pony.

I-I-I- am a horse, and I live on fried baloney!

[kerry]

The grass is always greener on the other side.


Or how about a real law in Marshalltown, Iowa...
Did you know...It's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant?

or off color "jokes" can be found here:
http://www.ultimatehorsesite.com/fun/joke_dontsay.html

Kerry

[kerry]

PS...Here are a few I like...

Don't worry, it's normal for his mouth to foam.

He's really good at walking and pooping at the same time.

Kerry

[tojoco]

Depending on what the card is for how about:

Quit horsing around and call me OR Quit horsing around and get better soon!

[iloveflipflops]

Joanne, I think those 2 will work. I will try and do my card now. Thanks!!

[Robinkay]

Here are some that I found...hope it helps. Robinkay

Horses are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends. ~Attributed to both Christopher Stone and Ian Fleming

Horses lend us the wings we lack. ~Author Unknown

If you want a stable friendship, get a horse. ~Author Unknown

Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking. ~Author Unknown

[Nancy]

To ride a horse
is to dance among the stars

Nancy

[Nancy]

To ride a horse
is to dance among the stars.


Nancy