Today's Funny!
A man standing nude in front of a mirror, says to his wife, 'I
look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
She replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
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Hubby gets naked & asks his wife, 'What turns you on more, my handsome
face or my sexy body?'
Wife looks him up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'
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An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the
Husband leans over and says to his wife, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do
you think I should do?'
She replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid
Joanne
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.~ Pablo Picasso
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